Eat a Dick – The “Smile” Box

Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in, even better, chocolate dicks are in, especially ones that are hidden in cute little flowery boxes with the loving words of “You Make My Heart Smile” on the front.

Made with only the finest couverture milk Belgium Chocolate, our chocolate dick will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!

This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a eat.

The original & absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s shit in your yard.

5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Yuuuummmmmm.

Shipped anonymously from our super-secret warehouse.